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Sesame Street's Elmo has new book, Potty Time with Elmo.
But the book is scaring some toddlers, and their parents. The book has
a computer chip that spices-up the story with comments from the beloved
muppet. Elmo is supposed to say: "Uh-oh! Who has to go?" But instead, a
lot of people are hearing: "Uh-oh! Who wants to die?" The book's
producer blames a cheap computer chip. I say Elmo has seen too many Chucky movies... I'll just have my kid rip off his head like any well behaved generation x-er of my day would do...
biotech has finally produced what humanity has strived for since the dawn of time: glowing green pigs! you'll never be able to live without them again...
This reminds of Monty Python's 'Life of Brian' - the classic stoning scene... except these people seem even dumber than those folks in the movie... But they seem to be on a (slow) path toward evolution... less and less of them are dying each year. Although the inbred ameba culture of the subartic seems to be beyond the simple knowledge that if you tend to die each time you go to a specific spot, then you should *stop* going there. And they don't waste time stoning *stone* pillars. I mean seriously people, you bunch of jackoffs are travelling from all over the world to walk around in circles and throw stones at inanimate objects, trampling one another, and you expect the rest of the world to respect you? Get real.
January 12, 2006 · Scientists in Germany
have made a startling discovery: Plants produce methane, one of the
greenhouse gases that warm the earth. The finding could change the way
scientists view global climate.
Just a small example showing that you can't have absolute faith in anything... what we perceive as knowledge is prone to constant change, and to deny that, is to deny entrance to truth. It's best to start decreasing affection towards your personal convictions, 'cause sooner or later you'll either have to leave them behind, or die in oblivion with them.
I finally gave in to flickr... it really is cool. Check out my most recent photos on the sidebar, from where you can link directly to my flickr area.
check out my selection of websites at del.icio.us
...and if you don't have a del.icio.us account yet, what are you waiting for? it is THE way to keep your bookmarks organized, updated, and always accessible... (there are a few alternatives around now of course, but once you start using Flock as your standard web browser, you won't be able to use anything else - for now ;)
goddamn... I know everybody's blogging stuff about this, but isn't the net a bizarre creation of humanity? especially when combined with the mad mad world of 21st century lightening-fast business...
for those of you who don't know it yet, the creator of the aforementioned website made a cool million bucks in four months with that little webpage... damn his smart-ass. and praise the dollar.
recent events in portugal, depicting the present state of affairs in public administration:
A 50-day old baby girl went into a coma after being submitted to a city hospital for the fourth time, showing signs of severe physical punishment, apparently inflicted by her own parents. The 22-year old father had been charged previously on 3 counts of sexual abuse of minors, and 1 count theft. The 20-year old mother shows signs of mental insufficiency. After the first occurence, the hospital witheld custody of the child, given the clear evidence of harmful family environment, but was later forced to release her given that the local institution responsible for child protection issued a release order, stating the the case was under observation, and that it was safe, and appropriate, to return the baby to her family. At the final occurence resulting in the coma, police authorities were informed, and the parents arrested pending investigation. The president of the aforementioned child 'care' institution was questioned on the issue, and stated that "the system has worked".
thank heavens. imagined if it didn't. he might actually have been given a reprimand for it (I was going to say 'fired', but then I remembered that's impossible).
this is my country: the state can get away with murder, rape, torture, theft and overall sheer lack of respect for the people. all that'll happen is the first name of the politicians will change (but seldom shall the last) - for a while. that's the way it's been since there was a so-called peaceful revolution. I know now that a peaceful revolution is hardly a revolution at all.
hey mr bush, when you're pulling your sorry ass out of iraq, do us all a favour and drop a few nukes over here on the way back. the world will hardly notice and I'd be grateful if you sunk this lump of thrash into the atlantic ocean. a few good people would be gone, and it's a pity to ruin such a nice landscape, but humanity would be rid of quite a big bunch of cunts.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2005-11-29-wikipedia-edit_x.htm
seems to me that this problem existed way before wikipedia came along... except before only a chosen few had the power to control the propaganda being spread, and now just about anyone can do it. bring on the chaos! let the fires of anarchy burn down society! I'll be warming my hands and roasting a nice piece of PIG on it. Muahahahahahha!!!