Thursday, December 07, 2006

There's a HOWTO for everything. Really.

It's fun to stay in Iran!

BREITBART.COM - Follow God or vanish, Ahmadinejad tells West


Now where have I heard this before?

UN 'sanctions' will probably involve being quite annoyed at Iran and not inviting them over for tea anymore. Except this time I don't think anyone'll step up to invade them or something silly like that. Nope. Just no tea. For one year!

(I'll be in my nuclear fallout shelter catching up on my Koran - always good for a laugh - if anyone needs me. Assuming anyone survives! Muhahahahaa!!)

Anyway I wonder if this Mahmoud Ahmhmsmnhfhhgidejad fella really said that stuff, or if it's just a translation error - I mean, he has such a friendly smile! And doesn't he look just a bit gay to you? Always talking about enriching youranus and stuff...


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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Military

War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
Georges Clemenceau
French politician (1841 - 1929)

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WaR v 2.0

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?
Mahatma Gandhi, "Non-Violence in Peace and War"
Indian ascetic & nationalist leader (1869 - 1948)

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WaR

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
John Stuart Mill
English economist & philosopher (1806 - 1873)

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

a truth known for more than 40 years!!??

At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.
Aldous Huxley
English critic & novelist (1894 - 1963)

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Wednesday, June 07, 2006

We will bury them

Iran Focus-Iran's women barred from soccer games - Women - News

- check this out, Iranian women won't be allowed to watch their team be humiliated in the world cup after all... Although it's shameful to see my country's name side by side with the name of this pathetic excuse of a society. Shouldn't FIFA simply ban these backwater countries completely until they learn some manners and at least act as if they know what civilization is? I wonder what the justification is... "We can't let women in football games 'cause they're being used for peaceful nuclear energy research". "Bullshit! I think you're the kind o'guy who'd fuck a person in the ass and not extend the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!".

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we survived 6.6.6, will we survive Google?

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

the aliens among us

didn't I see this in X-files...?

Monday, May 08, 2006

thruth is stranger than fiction

http://cidmania.blogspot.com/

In the words of Mr. Spock: 'I never will understand humans'

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

playtime

Wired 14.04: Dream Machines

yeah! screw you old geezers afraid of the future! I'm gonna kill me some aliens!

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

hello dolly

CNN.com - New animal resembles furry lobster - Mar 8, 2006

Blonde lobster -- should be much easier to catch... you can just tell her that boilling herself is good for the skin.

Friday, March 03, 2006

speedfreaks

going a long way to make a point:



Monday, February 27, 2006

ESP EX350 still on sale

I'm selling my ESP EX350 guitar for 500 Eur. I had a good few years with her, and I'll miss her spiked shining black body, but I've decided to acquire a new one (another ESP - I'm really into their guitars, check'em out at www.espguitars.com). It's got a floyd rose, 22 frets, two EMG-HZ pickups, and built-in straplocks (I'll give away the strap with the corresponding set of locks - as well as a gig bag). I'm asking a measly 500 eur for it, so drop me an email fast before someone else does.. ;) I can send more pictures if required. Posted by Hello

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Owned!

Wired News: No Opinions? No Problem

don't miss this if you're an active blogger...


Thursday, January 26, 2006

chucky lives!

Sesame Street's Elmo has new book, Potty Time with Elmo.
But the book is scaring some toddlers, and their parents. The book has
a computer chip that spices-up the story with comments from the beloved
muppet. Elmo is supposed to say: "Uh-oh! Who has to go?" But instead, a
lot of people are hearing: "Uh-oh! Who wants to die?" The book's
producer blames a cheap computer chip. I say Elmo has seen too many Chucky movies... I'll just have my kid rip off his head like any well behaved generation x-er of my day would do...

Friday, January 13, 2006

behold... we have created purest green!

story.pig.ap.jpg

biotech has finally produced what humanity has strived for since the dawn of time: glowing green pigs! you'll never be able to live without them again...

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Monty Python anyone?

CNN.com - Hajj stampede kills hundreds - Jan 12, 2006

This reminds of Monty Python's 'Life of Brian' - the classic stoning scene... except these people seem even dumber than those folks in the movie... But they seem to be on a (slow) path toward evolution... less and less of them are dying each year. Although the inbred ameba culture of the subartic seems to be beyond the simple knowledge that if you tend to die each time you go to a specific spot, then you should *stop* going there. And they don't waste time stoning *stone* pillars. I mean seriously people, you bunch of jackoffs are travelling from all over the world to walk around in circles and throw stones at inanimate objects, trampling one another, and you expect the rest of the world to respect you? Get real.


convictions are truth's greatest enemy

January 12, 2006 · Scientists in Germany
have made a startling discovery: Plants produce methane, one of the
greenhouse gases that warm the earth. The finding could change the way
scientists view global climate.

Just a small example showing that you can't have absolute faith in anything... what we perceive as knowledge is prone to constant change, and to deny that, is to deny entrance to truth. It's best to start decreasing affection towards your personal convictions, 'cause sooner or later you'll either have to leave them behind, or die in oblivion with them.


Monday, January 09, 2006

woah

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur

FlickR

I finally gave in to flickr... it really is cool. Check out my most recent photos on the sidebar, from where you can link directly to my flickr area.

WiFi extension cord

Monday, January 02, 2006

bookmarks

check out my selection of websites at del.icio.us

...and if you don't have a del.icio.us account yet, what are you waiting for? it is THE way to keep your bookmarks organized, updated, and always accessible... (there are a few alternatives around now of course, but once you start using Flock as your standard web browser, you won't be able to use anything else - for now ;)



web 2.0 translator

AJAX Translator - useful little tool for quick translation (best used for single-word translation, as does not account for differing gramatical structures across languages)